Thursday, January 27, 2011

New species of human?

I heard on the news today that there's a gorilla in Britain that walks upright like a human.




Fuck that. 

They need to know their place.

I'm sorry but isn't that what Big Foot is? A fucking upright gorilla? I don't see a difference.

 These Big Foots are  gonna be walking all over town. Knocking on your doors, selling you insurance. You'll see them at the mall trying on Uggs and shit. Gobbling up all the orange chicken at Panda Express.

It won't be long before they have Facebook accounts.



I'm not accepting a friend request from goddamn gorilla.
Sorry Tubs!


Here freaky British gorilla, watch this video please, for all our sakes:




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